Frequently Asked
QuestionsWe get a lot of questions emailed to us here at
Scurvy Command, so we thought we'd compile a list of the most frequently
asked questions here.
If you have a question not answered here, Email
Us!
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Is this site for "Real"? |
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Sadly, Yes. The real, honest to
goodness goal of www.LimeStrong.com is to obliterate Scurvy from the
face of the Earth by 2050 by simply bringing common awareness to the
problem. |
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Wow, do you think it will work? |
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We probably have a better
shot at making out with Jessica Alba than actually bringing a global
end to Scurvy, a disease that might just be the stupidest and most easily cured disease in
Human history, but that doesn't mean that we're not going to give
it a shot. Why don't you Click Here and see how you can Help Us? |
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Are you
making fun of people with Scurvy? |
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Nope!
We have simply observed that there are two ways to bring awareness
to serious issues:
- The first way is make everyone sad with
horror stories and sad photos of Scurvy symptoms, such as
corkscrew hairs and bleeding gums. This is effective in
the short term, but the interest generated by these means has
proven to wane quickly.
- The second way is to make people laugh.
If people are happy about something, they tend to look forward
to talking about it, rather than dread it.
Example:
That weird dental hygienist who visits elementary schools once a
year dressed as the Giant Tooth. The Giant Tooth tells jokes,
hands out toothbrushes and talks about how fun it is to prevent
tooth decay. Kids go nuts for it and inevitably tell their
friends and parents about how cool it was, what they learned, etc.
Now, if you were to show those kids a bunch of sad, toothless and
diseased people instead... pretty soon they would begin to be afraid of the Giant
Tooth and
probably not too inclined to brush, either. |
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Question: |
What fruit or vegetable has the
maximum Scurvy protection? |
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No contest - the
Australian Kakadu Plum, with over 3100 mg of Vitamin C per 100 grams
of fruit! Check out
the stats of all other known types of fruit by Clicking Here |
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Is Scurvy the same
thing as Malnutrition? |
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No! This
is actually a very common misunderstanding, but Scurvy is just one of the accompanying diseases of malnutrition (other such micronutrient deficiencies are beriberi or pellagra) and thus is still widespread in areas of the world depending on external food aid. Generally speaking, incidences of Scurvy infection by
people living in industrialized nations are very rare and usually
due to poor dietary choices. |
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Wow, this is a great Website!
The care and effort you have obviously put into this subject would seem to imply
that you have an inordinate amount of free time. Is that an
accurate assessment? |
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Without a doubt. Now go eat a lime! |
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